when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe
"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."
dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower
"I guess that’s just part of loving people: You have to give things up. Sometimes you even have to give them up."
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
"No seventeen year old should want to get drunk just to become numb."