when your crush starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
"Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it — a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good."
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
is this what having a penis is like
"Life, he realize, was much like a song. In the beginning there is mystery, in the end there is confirmation, but it’s in the middle where all the emotion resides to make the whole thing worthwhile."